Quidditch AsoiafAll four Quidditch teams with A song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones characters. Quidditch and Harry Potter belong to JK Rowling. A song of Ice and Fire belongs to GRR Martin. Slytherin Coach - Tywin Lannister. Healer - Qyburn. Chaser - Joffrey Baratheon. Chaser - Cersei Lannister. Chaser - Oberyn Martell. Beater - Theon Greyjoy. Beater - Margarey Tyrell. Keeper - Roose Bolton. Seeker - Renly Baratheon. Hufflepuff Coach - Ned Stark. Team Healer - Sam Tarly. Chaser - Stannis. Chaser - Beric Dondarrion. Chaser - Robb Stark. Beater - Sandor Clegane. Beater - Gendry. Keeper - Brienne. Seeker - Davos. Ravenclaw Coach - Doran Martell. Team Healer - Aemon Targaryen. Chaser - Rhaegar Targaryen. Chaser - Aegon "Egg". Chaser - Meera Reed. Beater - Drogo. Beater - Melisandre. Keeper - Catelyn. Seeker - Bran Stark. Gryffindor Coach - Aegon Targaryen I. Team healer - Thoros of Myr. Chaser - Jaime Lannister. Chaser - Daenerys Targaryen. Chaser - Mance Rayder. Beater - Robert Baratheon. Beater - Arya Stark. Keeper - Brynden Blackfish Tully. Seeker - Loras Tyrell. Commentator Jojen Reed. "This is not the day Loras catches the snitch." CommentsI love you for this. No, really. I love you. For this. All this.
Stannis is a Hufflepuff. I'm a Hufflepuff. It's a beautiful thing. Meaningless, but it makes me happy for some odd reason. GLORIOUS!
This stuff popped into my head: Commentators Jojen Reed - Big-time Ravenclaw supporter, and a natural at predicting outcomes. Tyrion Lannister - Never much of a player himself, but with an incredible understanding of strategy. Viserys Targaryen - Once a rookie Chaser with great potential, he was forced to retire early due to injuries, for which he alternately blames Robert and Drogo. And Dany. And just about everyone else. (Ref Jorah always said he would never be as good as Rhaegar.) </b>Referees</b> Jorah Mormont - Hufflepuff coach Ned accuses him of dishonesty and bias. (He does always seem to rule in Dany's favour...) Varys - knows exactly when and where and how everyone is cheating, but lets most of it slide, for the sake of The Realm- er, Game. Dunk - A close friend of Ravenclaw Chaser Aegon, but nobody ever accuses him of bias. In fact, he believes it's his job to make sure Egg doesn't become a cheat. Made a Fortune as a Bookie Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - probably bribes teams to throw matches left and right, but never gets caught. Also the biggest sponsor of the cheerleaders... Cheerleaders Sansa Stark and Mya Stone for Hufflepuff Irri & Jhiqui for Ravenclaw Val & Ygritte for Gryffindor (No Slytherin cheerleader ever lasts for more than a few weeks, because Cersei is constantly getting them sacked for one reason or another) Tyrion probably tried out for Slytherin team dozens of times, and spent years assisting the team, carrying equipment, advising on strategy, this-and-that... but at some point he realized that no matter how helpful and useful he was, Tywin would never be impressed, so he gave up and became a commentator.
Oh no wait, Sansa used to be a cheerleader for Slytherin, but changed her name to Alayne and switched to Hufflepuff, yeah. heh.
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